layla-jade powell |
i am one of the most disgusting people you will ever meet. i love nothing more than an inappropriate joke. i like snooping on the internetz and buying stupid thingers that i dont need. i treat my dog like a baby and i will get seriously pissed at you if you tell her off. i stroke unfamiliar animals and am looking for someone to watch maury with me. i like to post pictures and the odd line or quote. i dont use tumblr to imply i am a deep person. i tend to use real opinions and stuff when i speak to people face to face. |
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the rain pattering in the garden on a cold night isnt as beautiful when you are on your own
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YES PLS
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TIME WASTING!
These happen to be the best timewasting websites ever:
www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
GO ENJOY TIME WASTING!
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Poulain
I collected my pet chickens on Saturday.
They are awesome. Although virtually useless to me as I dont want thier eggs. I just like the noises they make when they lay them.
My favourite chicken Boquesha is pretty much the nastiest chicken ever. Shes bald from the boobs up. BUT shes all business. 5 eggs in a night. She is a professional battery hen. Shes not got time to fuck around in the pen.
Anyway. Yes. So Holla at me if you want some eggs! haha
- Link Couldnt have said it better myself. CAPSLOCKS KANYE IS A DICK
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I nearly threw up my beetroot salad seeing this shit on the back of my magazine. Whenever I see Avril Lavigne, I’m always thinking “Bitch needs to smile a bit more” - but then when i see her smile I remember its for the best that she keeps that wonk month shut.
So, if you wanna smell like shag bands and industrial eyeliner then buy the hilariously titled “Black Star”. No-one understands her, she’s a goff trend setter - I tell you, Dimmu Borgir will be releasing thier own perfume soon - you mark my words.
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I havent lived a day in my life except for the one that everyone’s read about.
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“Some of these girls have got big ass hair, I got to tease this motherfucker up” - Maria (Worlds Most Beautiful Transsexual Contestant)
To be honest there were so many other quotes I wanted to quote her on. Mainly the “You better shut yo’ asss!”
Anyway - End of Story - this bitch was robbed. She should have won. Shes a more convincing woman than I will EVER be.
