September 2009
12 posts
really doesnt get old.. →
the rain pattering in the garden on a cold night isnt as beautiful when you are on your own
TIME WASTING!
These happen to be the best timewasting websites ever:
www.lamebook.com
www.nataliedee.com
www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
www.peopleofwalmart.com
www.dlisted.com
www.failblog.org
www.textsfromlastnight.com
www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com
www.hawtness.com
GO ENJOY TIME WASTING!
Poulain
I collected my pet chickens on Saturday.
They are awesome. Although virtually useless to me as I dont want thier eggs. I just like the noises they make when they lay them.
My favourite chicken Boquesha is pretty much the nastiest chicken ever. Shes bald from the boobs up. BUT shes all business. 5 eggs in a night. She is a professional battery hen. Shes not got time to fuck around in the pen.
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Couldnt have said it better myself. CAPSLOCKS... →
is it possible to have a meal without sugar snap peas?
cos if it is - i dont wanna fucking know about it
August 2009
5 posts
Good Morning Blue Eyes! →
beetroot is my friend..
Vegan Day 1
Already my first day of being a proper vegan is going better than last time, some time around college me and simone decided we were going to be vegans. On that morning, for the first time in my life, i decided to have honey on toast. VEGAN FAIL.
So far i have done well. It is only midday. But ive planned it all out. Espresso makes it all better.
swine time
i keep not blogging for a while.
well .. ive not really got too much to say right now
i am recovering from some sort of pig fever type thing.
i hoped it would be a bit more spectacular. but it was just like a bad cold.
sorry to disappoint!
July 2009
4 posts
amongst the busy streets, crying mothers, the children playing, the engines roaring, the couple screaming - i curl up and go to sleep. and have never felt quite so alone.
STEER CLEAR
why do i have a million things running around my head
as soon as i sit down to write them, they disappear.
why is it that i have things to say, things i repeat in my head countless times
as soon as i am ready to commit them to paper - they go.
fuck, my brain has commitment issues.
June 2009
5 posts
this pain is physical. tearing apart my soul
my bird flew away
i’ll never get it back.
i’ll miss its tweet.
LifeLifeLifeLife
I havent written for so long on here - I tend to just find pictures and put them up. I am on the cusp of something amazing at the moment.
Im scared, excited, worried, happy, uncertain. Im a cocktail of emotions right now. I future-tini?
Thursday could quite possibly be one of the biggest days of my LIFE.
Dont ruin it! I mustn’t
1. Show people pictures of my dog covered in shit
2. Swear
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May 2009
5 posts
Things I must do
1. LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE
- this is something i dont particularly want to do, as i am already the worst driver ever. squid brains + car = bad times. But i DOOO need to drive
2. MOVE
i want to move
Hahaha. That be it
April 2009
7 posts
work rant. im sorry.
i dont think i have ever felt so, like, worthless in my job EVER
i complain about it all the time but today i felt like what i edoes goes unnoticed.
its a bit pissy really. i might just stop doing payroll
and then stick to the menial tasks that are apparently so important
September 28th, 1997. It is exactly 11am. At the funfair, near the ghost train, the marshmallow twister is twisting. Meanwhile, on a bench in Villette Square, Félix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe. Meanwhile, at the Sacré Coeur, the nuns are practising their backhand. The temperature is 24°C, humidity 70%, atmospheric pressure 990 millibars
note to self
sometimes i wiah my brain and my heart could meet. so my heart would fucking tell me brain to stop being a twat. i need to grow up. my brain is going to make me loose the best thing thats ever happened to me.
so listen brain. stop this. if i loose him because of you me and my heart are coming after you.
LASH!
Hey everyone.
Completed and qualified for the old lashes now!
So if you are interested in extensions or tinting please let me know!
lash.bylaylaandash@hotmail.co.uk
March 2009
7 posts
twenteen
im 20
no more teen :s
holy crap it worked
thanks uncle rico :D
February 2009
11 posts
stomach swirling
stomach swirling, head pounding
lump rising.
i lie awake, watching, hoping that he doesnt notice that he’s too good for me.
breathe in the smell, touch his skin and fall asleep hoping that this wasnt just a dream.
stomach swirling, head pounding
lump rising
he’s still there
i take off my mask and relax. for the first time. and realise that it doesnt matter.
nothing matters, not...
Hey Ground
want to swallow me up?
i honestly do not know what to write
without feeling like im making him feel guilty
im lost.
i cant do this
my heart is made of lead and its resting in my throat.
please god save me