layla-jade powell

i am one of the most disgusting people you will ever meet. i love nothing more than an inappropriate joke. i like snooping on the internetz and buying stupid thingers that i dont need. i treat my dog like a baby and i will get seriously pissed at you if you tell her off. i stroke unfamiliar animals and am looking for someone to watch maury with me. i like to post pictures and the odd line or quote. i dont use tumblr to imply i am a deep person. i tend to use real opinions and stuff when i speak to people face to face.

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I nearly threw up my beetroot salad seeing this shit on the back of my magazine. Whenever I see Avril Lavigne, I’m always thinking “Bitch needs to smile a bit more” - but then when i see her smile I remember its for the best that she keeps that wonk month shut.

So, if you wanna smell like shag bands and industrial eyeliner then buy the hilariously titled “Black Star”. No-one understands her, she’s a goff trend setter - I tell you, Dimmu Borgir will be releasing thier own perfume soon - you mark my words.